Archive for October, 2011

NBC News Validates Relevance With Special Report

October 6th, 2011 No comments

At 7:14 PM CDT, NBC broke in to regularly scheduled programming to report “Breaking News”.

The “Breaking News” was the death of Steve Jobs.

The official Apple Inc. press release was issued at 6:34 PM CDT.

As we can see, NBC News was “all over this”, affirming it’s relevance as news source.

Status seekers everywhere are currently combing the internet for details as they don’t know how they will continue exist without the release of further versions of relatively useless, overpriced devices for which there are more useful, more powerful, and better priced alternatives.

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Man Chronicles His Sexual Relationship With Dolphin

October 4th, 2011 1 comment

A few years ago I stated that if the liberals have their way, within 25 years you will see some pervert fellating their spouse, a dog, on a street corner in the middle of the day.  Well, it looks like we are moving closer to that society every day.

“What is repulsive about a relationship where both partners feel and express love for each other?” Brenner asked. “I know what I’m talking about here because after we made love, the dolphin put her snout on my shoulder, embraced me with her flippers and we stared into each others’ eyes for about a minute.”

This was 40 years ago.  This is one sick man, and at least one family member is okay with it:  He’s not married, but Brenner said he has two ex-wives who knew about his fling with Dolly.  ”Neither one objected,” Brenner said.  His daughter from his first marriage even designed the book cover.

Now we don’t know if the two ex-wives were truely “okay” with it, but the daughter certainly appears to be if she designed the book cover.  One can only wonder what she considers a deviant sexual encounter.

HuffPo article states: It appears that Brenner’s relationship wouldn’t have broken any laws. Florida only passed a law banning bestiality this year, after two failed attempts.

It’s unfortunate that legislation is needed as a deterrent to this type of activity as legislation is an activity of big government.  This is a moral issue and we have failed as a society in instilling the moral values in Malcolm Brenner that proscribe that it is wrong to fuck fish (yes, I know a dolphin is a mammal and not a fish).

Brenner’s website states: He now lives there with his housemate Cay, their two dogs and a family of anole lizards. Somehow the trailer survived 2004′s Hurricane Charley intact! Both Brenner’s writing and photos are frequently featured in local magazines, and he is seeking other outlets for his photography and writing.

If WET GODDESS proves popular, Brenner has a second volume of dolphin stories to tell. “It’s the stuff I wrote for WET GODDESS that ended up on the cutting room floor because it drifted too far from the main theme, but I had to get it off my chest,” he explained.

Bestiality is sick enough, so what kind of dolphin sex stories could have drifted to far from the theme?  What is a housemate?   Do they have sex with the dogs?  The lizards?

According to the HuffPo article he has sold about 230 paperback copies and 20 e-books. Vendors sell it for $16.95 on Amazon.  One has to wonder who these buyers are. How do you search for this?  You don’t have to click the link (and you probably don’t want to as who knows what will show up on your Amazon page the next few times you visit). There are 122 items tagged BESTIALITY on Amazon. 34 items are in Books & Literature. And 24 of those items are sub-categorized as Erotica.  Almost all are Kindle only electronic versions.  And most are written by authors with female names.

Makes you wonder what kind of a degenerate society we are spiraling downward into.


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Woke up to “Little House on the Prairie” on fire

October 2nd, 2011 No comments

And realized I woke up to a reality I hadn’t thought about.

The school for the blind in Walnut Grove was burning down.

Let’s forget that Albert was involved in starting it with the ditched pipe, and that Mary’s baby died. Or that Alice died.

A blind person can not put out a fire without “blind” luck, and they couldn’t in this case.

My perspective is from reading for Saul for the last 12 years. Saul is fairly able for a retired blind person, but I had never thought “What if there was a fire”, or anything like that before (I also have not seen this episode of LHOTP since I was a child).  I usually read very boring things for him, like condo board financial statements, but sometimes thought provoking (but usually liberal articles from The New Yorker magazine).

Saul is married and has had a remarkable life, but to pretend he is equally able to deal with all events that could be experienced and grant him privileges based on the idea is insane.

We need to recognize that all people are not equal in ability. Until we do, we will continue our plummet into mediocrity as a nation.


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